Selain PostSecret dan I Can Has Cheezburger, saya suka MyLifeIsAverage. Ia buat saya tersenyum.

Antara anekdot yang saya suka. MLIA:

• When I was little I would write my initials on my one dollar bills before I spent them. Today, I bought a cup of coffee and my change included a dollar bill with my initials in the corner. I’ve waited 10 years for this to happen. It’s bound to be a good day. MLIA.
• Today, my friend explained to me that if you write 3.14 on a piece of paper and hold it in a mirror, it will say pie. Mind. Blown. MLIA
• Today, I was in line at my college library behind two burly guys. I didn’t think anything of it until they asked to rent the Disney movie “The Little Mermaid.” The librarian walked over to the shelf and then glanced back at the guys with a disbelieving look. When they saw her expression, one of them said, with a completely straight face, “What?? Some of us like happiness and sunshine.” MLIA
• Today I was walking back from class and saw a single flip flop. Upon closer inspection there was a scrap of paper attached that said “Looking for my sole mate”. I sure hope it finds one. MLIA
• Today, I was messing around with the Bluetooth on our school’s laptops. I renamed the laptop’s name to “God”, and connected with every laptop in the class. The message that popped up on everyone’s screen at that moment was: “God is trying to connect with you. Accept?” MLIA
• Today, I got my math homework back from my teacher, I realized that I had accidently written my homework on a piece of notebook paper that I had also doodled math sucks, math sucks, math sucks on the back of. My teacher wrote I know, I know, I know right next to it. MLIA
• Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
• Today we got a physics test back that I just knew I failed. While taking the test, on the bottom of it I drew a tombstone that said RIP my Physics grade and the dates from the first day of class to that day. I even drew a small dead bouquet at the bottom. My teacher gave me 5 extra points for the drawing and I passed the test. MLIA
• Today, for my grandpa’s birthday, he legally changed his name to Gandalf. Our last name is Grey. MLIA
• Yesterday, someone asked me if I would help tutor them in math. I said I would, at a charge of $20 dollars an hour. They told me that they couldn’t afford that. I then proceeded to give them the great discount of $10 for half an hour. They took the deal, our first session is next Tuesday. MLIA
• Today, I was drinking a glass of water and began to choke. I wondered if anyone had ever died of choking on water. My dad then told me “its called drowning.” Oh. MLIA
• Today in Health class, we were talking about healthy relationsips. The teacher asked the head cheerleader why she originally said yes to her boyfriend when he first asked her out, and of course, everyone expected a typical cheerleader response like “he’s sooo hot.”. Instead, the girl simply blushed and said “His last name is Riddle, and I thought that if we got married and had a son we could name him Tom Morvolo. That way, I could say Lord Voldemort is my son.” The class just stared at her in awed silence. Never again will I insult a cheerleader. MLIA.
• Today, I was explaining to my grandpa what farmville was. Out of nowhere, he asks me “Can you grow marijuana ?” I love old people. MLIA
• Today I was reading the License Agreement for an update on my computer and one line caught my eye: “You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.” The update was for iTunes. MLIA

Selamat hari raya!

Pagi tadi.

Saya pun tak pasti sama ada saya memang mempunyai super power yang tersembunyi selama ini atau kualiti mug itu yang memang kodi.

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Oh, sudah… takkan sebab saya dengar cd ini malam tadi kot?

Saya sudah jadi peminat  Thierry Henry Should Apologise to Ireland di Facebook.

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Sekian, terima kasih.

Mak dia ada kanser. Chemotherapy langsung tak dapat membantu. Dan sekarang hidupnya bergantung pada life support machine.

Sekarang aku rasa hopeless sebab tak dapat tolong langsung.

Masa ini panggilan telefon atau teks atau mesej atau catatan di wall Facebook pun tak berguna. Sebab tak dapat membantu apa-apa pun.

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Sebab masa ini aku cuma mahu genggam tangan dia dan peluk dia erat-erat tanpa perlu kata apa-apa.

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I’m so very sorry Nad for not being there for you, when you need someone the most.

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Saya terpecahkan cermin solek saya hari ini. Bad luck atau tidak saya tak tahu, tapi yang saya tahu dah jadi satu kes pula nak kena beli cermin lain.

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Saya terhibur baca entri ini.

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Malam tadi saya ke konsert Backstreet Boys. Terasa sepuluh tahun lebih muda walaupun hakikatnya saya memang masih muda. Walaupun hujan lebat tak ada ampun punya, demi Backstreet Boys kuturuti jua, cewah! Lepas itu kasut dan stokin memang lencunlah macam baru lepas kena rendam dalam air dua qullah, dan saya kemudian selesa berkaki ayam saja semasa menonton konsert (feeling ala-ala Elyanalah pula!) AJ sudah semakin gemuk dan nampak semakin tua, Nick sudah tidak babyface macam dulu lagi. Kevin tidak ada, dia sudah jadi backstreet man sekarang.

p/s: Lelaki pun ramai yang pergi menonton konsert BSB. Tak sangka betul.

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Saya mahu tonton Paranormal Activity. Dalam surat khabar tulis filem itu akan ditayangkan bermula 13 November. Tapi di Cineworld, ia hanya akan ditayangkan pada 27 November. Bagus juga, ada peluang mengumpul lebih semangat supaya tak takut tidur malam-malam nanti.

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Jika Rumi tidak bertemu Shams Tabrizi, Rumi bukanlah Rumi yang kita ketahui hari ini. Dan jika Rumi tidak berpisah dengan Shams Tabrizi, Rumi belum tentu lagi menjadi Rumi yang kita kenali hari ini.

Setiap perkara yang berlaku itu ada hikmahnya, ia datang dalam bentuk yang kita tidak sangkakan.

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Ini satu lagi yang saya suka.

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My heart is so small it’s almost invisible.
How can You place such big sorrows in it?
“Look,” He answered,
“your eyes are even smaller,
yet they behold the world.”

~ Rumi