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If this was a scrap book, I’d call it ‘the world wide web is my oyster’ too. (I called it a scrap book because, you know, you just cut and paste things… but virtually.)

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38. IT’S CALLED COMMON SENSE, USE IT

55. YOU NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN TO LIVE WITHOUT THEM

59. DON’T THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE YOU READ ABOUT IT ON WIKIPEDIA

89. FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN MAKE YOU SMILE. NEVER LET THIS PERSON GO.

98. GOOGLE IT BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND LOOK LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT.

107. ALWAYS PUT YOUR SMILE ON. PEOPLE WILL ASSUME YOU ARE A CRAZY PERSON AND WON’T MESS WITH YOU.

169. HERE’S SOME WISDOM, GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO GET A LIFE……. OR DOWNLOAD ONE, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER TAKES LESS ESTIMATED TIME

173. TRUTH IS, EVERYONE IS FUCKED UP. SOME PEOPLE CHOOSE TO ACCEPT THAT FACT, WHILE OTHERS CHOOSE TO BE ANNOYING BY BITCHING ABOUT INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE PROBLEMS, LIKE HOW THEY CAN NEVER FIND MATCHING SOCKS, OR HOW THEY SPILLED COFFEE ON THEIR NEWSPAPER THIS MORNING.

186. SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE

208. ALL WE NEED IS NOT LOVE. WE ALSO NEED FOOD, WATER, AND SHELTER. THE BEATLES WERE ON ACID. GET OVER IT.

242. A RICH MAN IS NOTHING BUT A POOR MAN WITH MONEY

261. WHEN YOU ASSUME YOU MAKE AN ASS OUT OF U AND ME.

271. SOME PEOPLE ARE WISE, SOME PEOPLE ARE OTHERWISE

281. THE LESS INTELLIGENT YOU ARE, THE LOUDER YOU TALK.

289. YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT UNTIL YOUR DEATH WOULD BE CONSIDERED AN ASSASSINATION AND NOT A MURDER

290. NOBODY IS GOING TO ACTUALLY SWIM THE OCEAN FOR YOU. EVEN IF THEY DID, THEY WOULD PROBABLY DIE IN THE PROCESS.

294. SAYING “IT IS GOING TO BE OKAY” WHEN SOMEONE IS UPSET ISN’T GOING TO MAKE THEM INSTANTLY THINK “OH HEY, IT REALLY IS GOING TO BE OKAY, I’M ALRIGHT NOW”, IT JUST MAKES THEM THINK YOU’RE AN IDIOT.

301. WHEN I ASK HOW YOUR DAY WAS, IT IS TO MAKE CONVERSATION. YOUR ONE WORD RESPONSE OF “GOOD” OR “FINE” DOESN’T HELP THE SITUATION AT ALL.

302. YOU ARE NOT A WIZARD, VAMPIRE, WEREWOLF, OR UNICORN AND CHANCES ARE YOU WILL NOT BECOME ONE.

306. YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN LOVE WHEN YOU CAN’T SLEEP BECAUSE REALITY IS FINALLY BETTER THAN YOUR DREAMS.

312. NO, OASIS, SALLY SO CANNOT WAIT. SALLY IS AN IMPATIENT BITCH.

317. DON’T ACCEPT RIDES FROM STRANGE MEN*

*Remember that all men are strange.

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