Selain PostSecret dan I Can Has Cheezburger, saya suka MyLifeIsAverage. Ia buat saya tersenyum.
Antara anekdot yang saya suka. MLIA:
- When I was little I would write my initials on my one dollar bills before I spent them. Today, I bought a cup of coffee and my change included a dollar bill with my initials in the corner. I’ve waited 10 years for this to happen. It’s bound to be a good day. MLIA.
- Today, my friend explained to me that if you write 3.14 on a piece of paper and hold it in a mirror, it will say pie. Mind. Blown. MLIA
- Today, I was in line at my college library behind two burly guys. I didn’t think anything of it until they asked to rent the Disney movie “The Little Mermaid.” The librarian walked over to the shelf and then glanced back at the guys with a disbelieving look. When they saw her expression, one of them said, with a completely straight face, “What?? Some of us like happiness and sunshine.” MLIA
- Today I was walking back from class and saw a single flip flop. Upon closer inspection there was a scrap of paper attached that said “Looking for my sole mate”. I sure hope it finds one. MLIA
- Today, I was messing around with the Bluetooth on our school’s laptops. I renamed the laptop’s name to “God”, and connected with every laptop in the class. The message that popped up on everyone’s screen at that moment was: “God is trying to connect with you. Accept?” MLIA
- Today, I got my math homework back from my teacher, I realized that I had accidently written my homework on a piece of notebook paper that I had also doodled math sucks, math sucks, math sucks on the back of. My teacher wrote I know, I know, I know right next to it. MLIA
- Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
- Today we got a physics test back that I just knew I failed. While taking the test, on the bottom of it I drew a tombstone that said RIP my Physics grade and the dates from the first day of class to that day. I even drew a small dead bouquet at the bottom. My teacher gave me 5 extra points for the drawing and I passed the test. MLIA
- Today, for my grandpa’s birthday, he legally changed his name to Gandalf. Our last name is Grey. MLIA
- Yesterday, someone asked me if I would help tutor them in math. I said I would, at a charge of $20 dollars an hour. They told me that they couldn’t afford that. I then proceeded to give them the great discount of $10 for half an hour. They took the deal, our first session is next Tuesday. MLIA
- Today, I was drinking a glass of water and began to choke. I wondered if anyone had ever died of choking on water. My dad then told me “its called drowning.” Oh. MLIA
- Today in Health class, we were talking about healthy relationsips. The teacher asked the head cheerleader why she originally said yes to her boyfriend when he first asked her out, and of course, everyone expected a typical cheerleader response like “he’s sooo hot.”. Instead, the girl simply blushed and said “His last name is Riddle, and I thought that if we got married and had a son we could name him Tom Morvolo. That way, I could say Lord Voldemort is my son.” The class just stared at her in awed silence. Never again will I insult a cheerleader. MLIA.
- Today, I was explaining to my grandpa what farmville was. Out of nowhere, he asks me “Can you grow marijuana ?” I love old people. MLIA
- Today I was reading the License Agreement for an update on my computer and one line caught my eye: “You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.” The update was for iTunes. MLIA
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